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I think it's brilliant.

Cuba + Ethiopia = Greatness!

Okurrrrr

SO, ern came back from Cuba (shoutout Fidel) and I'd like to explain why Cuba is my new favourite place:

A) it's sunny. this is a concept that Edmonton - the city where it snows every month - hasn't fully grasped yet.

B) my daddy told me that for its size, Havana is one of the safest cities in the world. What does this translate to? Coloured people ain't got to fear NOBODY. Hallelujah.

C) and finally this, I think, is the most important reason why Cuba is fabulous. There is a man named Yaniel, who makes a three coloured drink. What three colours, you may ask? GREEN, YELLOW and RED. That's right, Ethiopia y'all!! This is epic. And anybody who dares tell me that Yaniel's colour choices are merely coincidental needs to NOT say that to me. Yaniel knows what hema doing.

Behold

cake

nailed it! happy triple birthday!

petros

said he would rape me. then chop up my body. then blend my remains with his semen and urine. and then pour it all over his naked body, in his mouth, and into his eyes and ears...IF I didn't make a post. so I did. happy birthday kristena, saba, and me (I know it's early). we gon' get MESSY tonight!!

Gworl?!

i am back, i am sorry for such a delay. ive been...doing nothing. so anyway, ima talk betch. firstly ima not understand why i get excited or shocked by some shit i hear on the radio (for example lady gaga scares the shit out of me). but i do. and do you know what i get more excited about? parodies. if you enjoy good comedy you should join "Saba's favourite videos" we do it big, no we dont. ANYWAYS.

ima keep this sweet. enjoy gworl.

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trois berezday

next friday, saba, kristena, and I are having a triple b-day party. can you say epic? lots of great things come in threes! the three musketeers, stooges, blind mice, 6 mafia, leafed clovers, legged races, dimensions, etc. may it be grand times. or at least not boring. that is all.