dry

this blog has been dry lately. drier than many things. you know what I am saying? you know exactly what I am saying.

Cuba + Ethiopia = Greatness!

Okurrrrr

SO, ern came back from Cuba (shoutout Fidel) and I'd like to explain why Cuba is my new favourite place:

A) it's sunny. this is a concept that Edmonton - the city where it snows every month - hasn't fully grasped yet.

B) my daddy told me that for its size, Havana is one of the safest cities in the world. What does this translate to? Coloured people ain't got to fear NOBODY. Hallelujah.

C) and finally this, I think, is the most important reason why Cuba is fabulous. There is a man named Yaniel, who makes a three coloured drink. What three colours, you may ask? GREEN, YELLOW and RED. That's right, Ethiopia y'all!! This is epic. And anybody who dares tell me that Yaniel's colour choices are merely coincidental needs to NOT say that to me. Yaniel knows what hema doing.

Behold

cake

nailed it! happy triple birthday!

petros

said he would rape me. then chop up my body. then blend my remains with his semen and urine. and then pour it all over his naked body, in his mouth, and into his eyes and ears...IF I didn't make a post. so I did. happy birthday kristena, saba, and me (I know it's early). we gon' get MESSY tonight!!

trois berezday

next friday, saba, kristena, and I are having a triple b-day party. can you say epic? lots of great things come in threes! the three musketeers, stooges, blind mice, 6 mafia, leafed clovers, legged races, dimensions, etc. may it be grand times. or at least not boring. that is all.

this here is some truthful shit

Heeeeeeyyyyyyy gworrrrrllllllllssss!

Haven't posted in a while. So ima do it now. Let's go!

Exams are finished, which means school is TRULY finished now. Summer. Summer. Summer. Summer. Fuck yes.

It was snowing today. It's April 26. Don't worry about it. We live in the Arctic. Don't worry about it.

Ern is going to Cuba soon, y'all!!! Zis is very good. He make trip for berezday. Is very good.

Something I'd like to get off my chest: I don't get the Pussycat Dolls. I mean, I like them and whatnot. They aight. But I don't GET them...juno? Like, do they not realize that the band could be called Nicole Scherzinger and Some Other Hoes and there would be virtually no difference?? How do the other girls put up with this? And their music videos have been getting ridiculous. The other girls aren't even attempting to look like they're singing in them anymore. They just dance and Nicole sings (well, except for that black one, who sometimes sings but when she does it's only the "whoaoaaohs") Seriously go watch their Bottle Pop video. It's retarded. Like, what? It don't make no sense!!

Nathan Richards is in New York right now. Betch.

Can we talk about Drake please? Thank you. He is...ima not even have words for this man. Saba knows. Shema understand. He's the kinda brother that you just...lose yourself over, you know?! Kay kay, here's some Drake for y'all "Brand New"

PEACE

SABA,

ISTHATCHU!?

I'm not loving you way I wanted to

Ehren and Saba have mentioned fame in their last blogdates. And can I just say, I COMPLETELY agree with the Jesse McCartney thing. Hema need to be famous, y'all! He makes good songs. Like, surprisingly good songs. Slash he co-wrote "Bleeding Love"...the fuck!? Boy's a GENIUS.

Moving on, I'm going to use this post to rant about people who aren't famous enough. Case in point - Marques Houston. Umm, why is he not famous? I have no freaking clue! He dances, he sings, hell he's even been in some movies (keep in mind, these movies were terrible, but still.) Ehren and myself appreciate his music, but sometimes I feel like we're the only ones! You know who else isn't famous enough? Mya. Do y'all remember her? No? DIDN'T THINK SO. She even had a song with Lil Wayne somewhat recently, called Lock U Down. People, if a song with Lil flippin Wayne can't shoot you into fame, then NOTHING WILL. It's sad, really.

This post is making me upset now. Ima stop. So I'll leave y'all with a mashup of two people who are probably too famous. "Disturbia Lockdown" Enjoy!

I can see you breathless

"thats just the way it is, things will never be the same... that's just the way it is...ohhh yeah"

Now that that's out of way! Stephen was wrong when he said that Britney didn't say anything outrageous at the concert on Monday. She did in fact, say something ridiculous. 

fast forward to 7:00

also, it's the last day of classes, BETCHES!!!!!

haaaay gworl!

Saba: Huh?

Gloria: Nothing gworl!

Saba: Are you quoting me bitch?

Ehren: NO!

Am I right?

Me and Ehren are laughing evilly...is that a word, gworl? It is nooooooow! Evilly. Urban dictionary that shit, y'all.

PEACE

hair in my falafel, ella eh eh

FUCK. So like, I was eating my falafel, when I saw a small hair poking through the lettuce. I pulled, and pulled, and pulled so more...and this FUCKING long-ass mother fucking hair was sticking out of my falafel. So I threw up. Just kidding. But I went back and got another one for free and I jumped the line. Also, Kristena bought a fly-ass new motha fucking jacket. And I was like "GWORL!?" and she was like "gworl." Devin is wearing blue. It brings out his eyes. Devin was supposed to wear purple. As was everybody, for the day of silence, but I was like, IMA WEAR MY NEW PLAID. Sean gave me plaid. I look gwooood. I love plaid. I am plaid. Plaid. Ehren. Plaid. Falafel. Elllaaaaaa. RATT, 3PM. GWORL. Also, Kristena says that when she tries to t9 Saba, it comes up as scab. Go figure. Fuckin' scab. SCABA. Betch.

TIM FUNG

So. We were at Pita Pazzaz getting our falafel on when Saba introduced Gloria and myself to the one and only Tim Fung. If you are reading this, Tim Fung, we would like to apologize for the creepiness. Except not. Wema not 'pologize, Tim Fung. Cuz it's toooo laaate to 'pologize, it's tooo laaaate (eenngg unngg). Yeah. We love you gworl, cuz gworl you loook gwoooood.

Also, Tim Fung said I was dirty. Yah, gworl.

whyte avenue

So what's the deal with Whyte avenue? like, its so obvious that its not for black people. Am I right? I'm right. Like, they tried to make it not obvious by putting a 'y' in whyte instead of just white....but we ALLLLLLL KNOW WHAT THEY BE DOIN'!!!! Trynna not include us. And then just now, Petros and Saba say they're going to Whyte avenue and they were like, do you guys want to come? And we were like hell no! Wema come when they call it Black avenue. Ooh thats kinda like Blackstreet! They were good. Whatever happened to them? Their album "Blackstreet" was the ish. That shit was dope.

Can I get an amen?