hair in my falafel, ella eh eh

FUCK. So like, I was eating my falafel, when I saw a small hair poking through the lettuce. I pulled, and pulled, and pulled so more...and this FUCKING long-ass mother fucking hair was sticking out of my falafel. So I threw up. Just kidding. But I went back and got another one for free and I jumped the line. Also, Kristena bought a fly-ass new motha fucking jacket. And I was like "GWORL!?" and she was like "gworl." Devin is wearing blue. It brings out his eyes. Devin was supposed to wear purple. As was everybody, for the day of silence, but I was like, IMA WEAR MY NEW PLAID. Sean gave me plaid. I look gwooood. I love plaid. I am plaid. Plaid. Ehren. Plaid. Falafel. Elllaaaaaa. RATT, 3PM. GWORL. Also, Kristena says that when she tries to t9 Saba, it comes up as scab. Go figure. Fuckin' scab. SCABA. Betch.